It’s our own fault really. We met a UKIP Daily Mail reader in Gibraltar who’d given up motorhoming because of the gas attacks in Spain his friends had suffered, (even though they’d never seen any sign of the attackers, nor gas, which had been fed into their van via the locks apparently) and we ignored his warnings.
Well it came home to roost the other night when we’d been out for a meal after a 75km cycle and a few glasses of Sangria, some pre dinner cocktails and complementary ports after dinner that we too got gassed and robbed! Very cunning they were too, after bringing their gas tanker along side Taffy silently whilst we lightly slept, they filled the van with 60 cubic metres of sedative, just enough to let us sleep but not enough to kill us (all this without any monitoring equipment or years and years of anaesthetic traing , broke into Taffy, found the cycle locker key, gently removed Tilly from the cycle locker and carefully peeled off the Jordanian flag on the back box, replaced Tilly and locked up again, returning the key to the hangar before vanishing into the night like ghosts. Blooming cheek! Or possibly someone removed the flag when we’d parked Tilly somewhere but I’m definitely thinking it has to be a gas attack as people tell us they are so common here, although I still haven’t ruled out aliens…
Why the Jordanian flag though? How puzzling.
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